WANAKENA WEEKLY #112 - 03/24/22 - 03/30/22

Happy Thursday!

– Well, IT SNOWED! And it got COLD! And warm again, and cold again - you catch the drift. At least 6 inches of the fresh fluffy white stuff, down in the single digits for a couple nights there. Snow speckled Spring Fling was warm by the fire with friends and neighbors. New York State Burn Ban in effect! More info below. The Oswegatchie was WIDE open wet and wild with waterfowl last week. It has since SIEZED-UP with ice. Caught a couple mallards snoozing down here by the footbridge as the temperature plumited. None of those quackers got stuck in the ice - we checked. There is absoulty NO chance of an ice jam this year. That makes two years in a row. Made a trip up to Little Falls and saw quite a bit of chunks piled up on the shoreline there. Anyone have any photos of Little Falls deep winter this past year? We think there was a JAM up there, which is normal. Todays Ice Jam Danger remains LOW. SPRING IS BEAUTIFUL - enjoy it! What a lame term: "Mud Season".... NO SHIT! That's like calling winter "snow season". IT IS SPRING, PEOPLE... it snows, it melts, it rains. IT'S SPRING. When life gives you mud... well, you know the rest. Stay off the steep trails and when hiking in the woods WALK THOUGH THE MUDDY PUDDLES and NOT around them. Keep it simple. IMPORTANT: Clomp the mud off your boots BEFORE you leave a wilderness areas - as to prevent the spread of invasive species though plant fragment and seeds. Same applies for your watercraft - clean off mud and plant fragments BEFORE you leave a waterway; "stop aquatic hitchikers!". Word on the street is: decent Maple Season sofar! BOBCAT FOOTPRINTS up the truck trail yesteday in fresh snow! Club moss perkin-up, some Turkey out there, deer ate nearly all the holly bush, grackle blabber, ducks quackin', geese honkin', mergansers rollin the Oswegatchie Rapids, blue jay clusters, chickadeedeedee, eagles circle above, nuthatch, redwing blackbird, squirrels scamper and more! Hillside Diner opening April 1st (NO JOKE!). The Ranger School is excited to be hosting an in-person open house on April24. Share the news!!! Registration is required. Lost keys and lost micro spikes down here at Otto's. Clifton Community Library is looking for TWO NEW BOARD members! Bargain Hunter experiencing SUPPLY CHAIN ISSUES and will be forced to print at 8.5 x 11 for the time being. April 9th is a JOINT Town Board Meeting. Regular Town Board Meeting April 14th @ 6:30 Star Lake. Here’s a link to the most recent town board meeting minutes HERE: Town Of Fine: Minutes: March 09, 2022: Town Board Meeting [Digital Towpath] Spring Fling the 26th.

– A burn ban is in effect from March 16th through May 14th in St. Lawrence County and the rest of the state according to the DEC. Open burning is prohibited in NY, with several exceptions: Campfires less than 3 feet in height and 4 feet in length, width and diameter are allowed; small cooking fires are allowed; fires cannot be left unattended and must be filly extinguished; only charcoal, or clean, untreated or unpainted wood can be burned; Ceremonial or celebratory bonfires are allowed. In towns with a total population less than 20,000 you may burn tree limbs with attached leaves. The limbs must be less than 6 inches in diameter and 8 feet in length (also refered to as brush). However, this is NOT allowed from March 16th – May 14th due to increased risk of wildfire.

- This weather forecast is brought to you by Wanakena’s own PATTIJACKNAN 
weather team – a Wanakener garage-pole-mounted weather station and crew. THANKS, TEAM! This weather station can be found HERE: Wanakena, NY 10-Day Weather Forecast | Weather Underground (wunderground.com)

- The door came off the Gazebo for a FANTASTIC SPRING FLING this past Saturday! Does it seem quiet here around good ol' Cranberry Lake? NOT DOWN HERE AT OTTO'S ABODE... OPEN SIX DAYS A WEEK. We've got a LOOONNNGGGG April ahead of us - lets enjoy it while it's here... it will be summer before you know it. Croquet Court is ALWAYS open. WHACK! DOINK! The CARTOON CONTEST exhibition has been extended for ONE MORE WEEK! The WINNERS of the CARTOON CONTEST have been announced. ON VIEW NOW! New show coming soon! Stay tuned! Local BTI guy Tim Nargi brought us down some BLACKFLY larvae... one word: HISTOBLASTS! C'mon down to the shop and check 'em out! NEXT FOLK JAM is Easter Sunday April 17th 3-5pm! Produce rack remains STOCKED. Nearly half of it comes from Juniper Hill Farm, an organic farm on the eastern edge of the Adirondacks. Bread, milk, eggs and many more dry, cold and frozen groceries. Candy, snacks, ice cream and soft drinks, too. HOT COFFEE and baked goods at the counter. Books, maps, music for your browsing pleasure. Camping/fishing/hiking knickknack patty-whacks. Over SIXTY varieties of beer/cider/etc... in the walk-in cooler. Why be a square when you could be a deconstructed cube?

- *** EXTENDED ONE MORE WEEK*** FIRST ANNUAL CARTOON CONTEST AND EXHIBITION ----- The other day while mindlessly thumbing through social media, wasting away precious minutes of my short time here on earth, the following inspirational-meme-quote appeared: "Make decisions as if you were on your deathbed.". A couple of days later the surficial "you only live once" interpretation was challenged by a pot of coffee. You see, there was an old, unfinished pot of coffee perched and warming on the machine. It had been there since morning and had cooked down to a dark, burnt-smelling mud. Recalling the meme, I wondered: If I were on my death bed, what I would do? Would I dump-out the coffee-sludge for a new pot and live-up my last moments on earth with fresh coffee or would I poetically drink the old, toasty coffee soup? Had I been on my death bed in that moment perhaps I would embrace the undesired brew and gulp it down deep into my decaying physical form. Considering the fact that I was not on my literal death bed I dumped it and made a new pot. This existential conundrum seemed to me as well-suited for exploring though the cartoon-form. ----- The collection of TEN cartoons will remain displayed ON VIEW on the gallery wall of Otto's Abode for all to see from February 18th - March 28th. ----- Voting occurs in-person during regular operational hours of Otto's Abode February 18th - March 14th. Winners announced Wednesday, March 16th. CASH PRIZES awarded for "Funniest Cartoon", "Best Cartoon", and "Best Artwork". Winning cartoons will also be published in Clifton-Fine's Bargain Hunter the week of Tuesday, March 22nd.

- Open for business! Thanks, Mary for running the show!


RANGER SCHOOL - The Ranger School is excited to be hosting an in-person open house on April24. Share the news!!! Registration is required. Will there be a RS Reunion this summer? YES, THERE WILL BE! Campus hiking trails remain open to the public. Stay away from the buildings, though. Class of 2022 is IN SESSION! CHECK OUT THEIR TRAIL CAM.

PACKBASKET ADVENTURES – Website says: "We are OPEN FOR BUSINESS and following NYS DOH Guidelines. We are accepting reservations with proof of completed vaccination protocol OR proof of negative Covid test within 3 days of planned arrival. Come have a safe and relaxing stay!"

WANAKENA ACCOMODATIONS - Local cleaning company looking to hire experienced cleaner! Besides that... Lots of primitive camping!!!!!! All free and open to the public!!!!!! Looking for more? Besides Packbasket Adventures Lodge, Wanakena has a number of "vacation" rental homes available. They are all of ADKbyOWNER/AirBnB/VrBo variety. It's someone else's place that YOU stay at. In other words: you can't just show up in Wanakena and expect to get a hotel roof under your head. You need to plan accordingly with your fancy pants smart phone. Do an internet search for Wanakena ADKbyOWNER/AirBnB/VrBo rentals and stuff will pop-up. WELCOME TO WANAKENA & CRANBERRY LAKE, NY.... no bars and no hotels!

WANAKENA HISTORICAL ASSOCIATION – WHA Donation Jar down here at Otto's! The bottle and can cart is GONE for the winter. The Walking Tour around Wanakena is CLOSED for the cold-weather season! The History Center is CLOSED for the cold-weather season! WHA Picture Kiosks can still be seen around town, though. Quilt by Carol Cassidy and Primrose McVay - $5 tickets - drawing on 4th of July.

WANAKENA CEMETERY ASSOCIATION – Cremation Remains burial has gone up from $150 to $250. Also, there is no longer a backhoe charge for cremation burial because they don’t use a backhoe for cremation burials any longer.

WANAKENA PRESBYTERIANCHURCH – Wanakena Church CLOSED for Fall, Winter and Spring. Service schedule September 12th - May 29, 2022: Star Lake 11:00am. ZOOM meeting # 666 365 4813.

WANAKENA PUBLIC BATHROOM AND DOCK - The Town of Fine took down the BIG NASTY DEAD white pine that has loomed over the beach for the past few years. YAY! Thanks, crew! Public Bathroom CLOSED for the season. Public dock CLOSED for the Season. Well, not "closed", rather, moved to its winter hiatus position down-river. Reason? Freezin'.

– A NEW video about the Cranberry Lake Wooden Fish Hatchery HERE: A visit with a master carver - Adirondack Explorer Snowmobile trails CLOSED FOR THE SEASON! Clifton Community Library in Cranberry Lake is looking for TWO NEW board members!!!! The library is OPEN Tuesday – Friday 10:00-2:00, Saturday 10:00-1:00, Wednesday Evening 6:00-7:00, ****CLOSED ON MONDAYS****. Library book drop-off relocated to Otto's Abode in Wanakena! Library Board holds public meetings the 3rd Tuesdays of each month at 6pm. Cranberry Lake Book Club first Mondays of the month in the basement. CRANBERRY LAKE BOAT CLUB Ice Out Contest submissions are CLOSED - we'll report back with what we hear! The ice has NOT gone out yet. SOON. More information on the CLBC Facebook Page! 2022 CLBC Schedule of Events: Firecracker - Monday July 4th, 2022, Poker Paddle - Saturday July 23rd, 2022, Community Picnic - July 30th, 2022, Canoe/Kayak Race - Saturday August 13th, 2022, Sailboat Races - TBD. Tooley Pond Duck Decoy Showroom in Cranberry Lake is OPEN!!!!!!! John Dragun NEON ARTWORK and MORE down in Windfall… OPEN! Cranberry Lake Boat Club's NEW boating navigation Map is OUT TO THE PUBLIC! Pick up your copy at OTTO'S ABODE in WANAKENA for $11.95. Cranberry Lake North Shore Hub has a new break wall, and the public docks are TAKEN OUT OF THE LAKE FOR THE SEASON - THANKS HUBBAS! Tilly's Stone Manor is CLOSED for the winter BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE GETTING THE OL' NEON SIGN FIXED-UP! Lakeside General Store CLOSED for the season. State Campground CLOSED for the season.

LIFEGUARD NEEDED - Summer work opportunity. Lifeguard for Clifton Town Beach at Cranberry Lake. Info for applications. Must call Nancy Russell at 315-848-2369 to get application/paperwork Requirements: at least 16 years of age. American Red Cross CPR and AED certification (renew every 2 years). FALG waterfront skills, also from Red Cross. $13.20 starting wage. Cost of certifications reimbursed after completion of summer work. Beach open from about July 1st to mid - August. Additional questions - Nancy at 315-848-2369 or Julie at 848-3641

- The Post Office (13666) opened March 13th, 1896 in Newton Falls.... Recently The Paper Mill was featured on local public radio: North Country at Work: Running rolls at the Newton Falls Paper Mill | NCPR News (northcountrypublicradio.org)

OUT WEST - We heard the Chicken BBQ at The Legion was a SMASHING success! Hillside Diner OPENING April 1st! SOS will begin hosting AFTER SCHOOL SCULPTURE CLASS! First class is Thursday April 7th 3pm 10th grade and older! Free BARN QUILT Clock Workshop Saturday April 9th 10am. Coffee Fever appears to remain closed. Ice Rink has closed down for the season. Snowmobile trails CLOSED for the season. Wanakena's closest neighbor, Mountain Gate Redemption near Benson Mines, is open. A little further west Twin Lakes Hotel, American Legion, Todd Hardware, Adirondack Pharmacy, Dollar General and Circle J’s in Star Lake are open! SOS in Star Lake is lookin' good! CF Community Center, too! Still further west within Clifton-Fine, UB’s, and Adirondack Rustics in Oswegatchie are open! Community Bank has different/random hours. What's The Scoop has CLOSED for the season. Golf Course and Jreck's too. They'll be back! CFCSD Fitness Room: OPEN to community members 6pm – 8pm and 5pm - 10pm M-F and weekends 6-10am (paperwork required). GO EAGLES! Also, the school is ALWAYS hiring, various positions. Clifton Fine Hospital in Star Lake is open. Alcoholics Anonymous Friday nights at 7pm in the SOS Building.

- As of today, there are NO lost dogs in Wanakena. Someone did leave this bag of dog shit by the trail head, though. Great job! 


Any questions, comments, concerns, trail condition inquiries, legends, jokes, animal sightings, cartoons, etc… Feel free to email otto@ottosabode.org or call 3158483008 or pop-in the shop! Also, we probably wouldn’t turn down the opportunity to publish your submission! Write “submission” in the subject line if emailing! Wanakena Weekly is archived on our website. Wanakena Weekly is brought to you by the folks at Otto's Abode

Come thou sweet, delicious juice, and from the pregnant maple pour and fill my cauldrons. Tis almost as much as one can do to keep his hat upon his head, and his head upon his shoulders, during this turbulent month!” -Robert B. Thomas (1815)